From top celebrities to grade schoolers, a lot of people are feeling…not quite right; some of you aren’t sleeping well, some of you have lost interest in the things you loved and a lot of you are finding it difficult to control your emotions. Magically and overnight, some have been transformed (to varying degrees) into… Read More
My Fellow Geminis: Now is the time to stand up for our rights and for our dignity. For too long we have been marginalized, insulted and abused. We are the black sheep of the astrological world and it is only because the rest of the Zodiac is jealous of us. We are beautiful, intelligent, adaptable… Read More
I don’t know how many, if any, of my Bourke Accounting co-workers have met their significant others on internet dating sites. I might be clawing and fighting against the modern age, but it seems like a rude question to ask. A nice backstory like, “Oh! We met when I dropped a dozen eggs on his… Read More
“I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, did you?” ― Stephen King, The Body Friendships are weird because there are just so many different variations when you get right down to it. For example, I like seeing my Bourke Accounting co-workers; I’m curious about what they did… Read More
Before Bourke Accounting, I worked with a 70-year old, Vietnam vet, ex-firefighter from Texas. He had tried retirement and found that he hated it. I asked, “Why are you working when you don’t have to?” He gave me a sardonic – oh, you silly, little thing – stare and responded, “What? Ah’m supposed ta sit… Read More
When I was ten years old, my parents, being very permissive in terms of literature, handed me a copy of Stephen King’s The Stand. I found it absolutely interesting/terrifying that, because of a few wrong moves, the population of this fictional Earth was virtually decimated. Of course, this book focused on supernatural concepts of good… Read More
Bill at Bourke Accounting doesn’t dye his hair. He’s gray and he’s proud. Some of Bourke Accounting’s bookkeepers may or may not dye the gray – I will not divulge who does, as that seems indelicate and dangerous. As for me, I’m at a stage where I’m not sure if I want to lose the… Read More
You just made it onto the elevator because the gentleman inside held the door for you. You find that the button for your floor, the 23rd, is already lit up. You nod “thank you” to the guy and face the door. The elevator, notoriously slow, begins to rise. And then. Oh, no. “What about this… Read More
Great events turn on small hinges – Stephen King Let’s say you have a meeting with your Bourke Accounting professional. Perhaps after your Bourke Accounting expert helps you with all of your financial needs, you become inspired to write The Great American novel. Or maybe after sitting down with one of our knowledgeable bookkeepers, you… Read More