At Bourke Accounting, my office neighbor is Bookkeeper Mary. She’s a good neighbor – she doesn’t blast Cardi B., she doesn’t talk to herself any more than I do and she’s always willing to answer a question. I have lucked out. Sadly, my neighbors in real life aren’t quite as wonderful. A man has been… Read More

At Bourke Accounting, one of Bookkeeper Christina’s hobbies is playing bingo. She goes to a bingo hall, has bingo pals and even attends bingo pals’ birthdays parties. The entire thing is just so wholesome. She has invited me to go, but without cocktail servers, I think it might be a little too wholesome for me.… Read More

“I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, did you?” ― Stephen King, The Body Friendships are weird because there are just so many different variations when you get right down to it.  For example, I like seeing my Bourke Accounting co-workers; I’m curious about what they did… Read More

I did it.  I finally did it! I feel like I bumped into Gandhi at Walgreens.  I feel like I sat down at Bull McCabe’s and shared a drink with Richard Hell.  This is the level of coolness regarding my latest experience. I met a former Chippendales dancer. For those of you unaware, Chippendales was a place where,… Read More