Bill over here at Bourke Accounting says that I complain too much. My ma says that I complain too much. When I talk about them saying that I complain too much, my friends say that I complain too much. I don’t agree with them (so they’re wrong). I don’t complain at all; I merely “express… Read More

Within the next few weeks, it looks like America is going to be opening for business as usual. I know your Bourke Accounting experts are looking forward to sitting down with you again. While it’s been a blast for them to have entire conversations traded through Post-It notes, crackling cellphones and weird Jetsons-type video calls,… Read More

More than half of American small businesses cannot survive three months without revenue, while 21% cannot survive a month. – Marketwatch.com Who told you life was fair? – Everyone’s Mother You did everything right. You worked hard, you saved your money, you opened your business, you worked even harder (you forgot your kid’s hair color… Read More

Have you ever had to leave the table while having dinner with someone because of the sounds h/she made while eating? Have you considered committing grievous bodily harm upon your co-worker for clicking a pen over and over? Has a baby crying in the next aisle ever made you feel like fleeing the scene? If… Read More

Have you ever started your day by stepping in dog poop on the way to the bathroom (but Fluffy is housebroken!)? Maybe you fought with your significant other, got yelled at by the boss and had your co-worker insult your new pants. In short, have you ever had a bad day? Did you ever consider… Read More

  A few years ago, my brother and I discussed opening a shop. We’d sell funky clothes, jewelry and records (records are still cool). We even scouted different neighborhoods for a location. And then it dawned on us: we had no capital, no backers, no inventory (or any idea how to get any) and we… Read More