I just realized that I have never gotten an internal parasite from eating lunch at Bourke Accounting’s weekly staff meeting. As internal parasites are one of my greatest fears (2nd only to bedbugs), I am pleased by this streak of good luck. However, since some of you may be traveling this summer, I decided that… Read More
As I’ve said numerous times, Bourke Accounting denizens try to keep healthy. Whether it’s taking a morning multi-vitamin or drinking plenty of water, we want to feel and look good. We’re not attempting to cheat Death, we only want to roll out of bed – without body parts screaming in protest. Bourke Accounting workers don’t… Read More
Sociopaths know the difference between right and wrong; they just don’t care – My Psychology 101 Professor I don’t lose sleep over what I have done or have nightmares about it – Dennis Nilsen, Serial Killer We are not sociopaths at Bourke Accounting. In fact, we’re pretty sympathetic towards one another. For example, when an… Read More