Even before the pandemic, you wouldn’t have bumped into your friendly neighborhood Bourke Accounting expert in an underground dance club.  Some Bourke workers were simply never interested in the light shows, the thundering bass or the questionable party favors.  Other Bourke natives (like a certain gentleman accountant or a specific civilian writer) actually did spend… Read More

Next week is the start of the new year.  Besides unrepentantly neglected resolutions and hangovers, the new year is important for another reason.  The beginning of the new year also means new client tax organizers!  Bourke Accounting clients will be pleased to know that these organizational packets of bliss will be hitting their mailboxes soon! … Read More

Yet again, the holiday season is responsible for tension and social disagreement.  As a personal aside, I have never been so insulted in my life!  Yesterday, my co-workers decided that I am the official Bourke Accounting Scrooge in residence.  Usually, Bourke workers get along like a Christmas tree a-fire, but this unwarranted designation will not… Read More

When I started at Bourke Accounting, one of my Bourke bosses told me about an incident that had occurred early in his career at his first job.  It seems that a client said some pretty X-rated stuff to an administrative assistant.  My Bourke boss was having none of it and “fired” that client on the… Read More

Bourke Accounting does the holidays to the extreme for its employees.  However, Bourke management really outdid themselves for us this year and we’re starting to understand why.  At the beginning of our shared Covid odyssey, Bourke workers randomly spoke about holiday travel plans.  Some lamented that their homes would be transformed into hostels for out-of-town… Read More

You’re either on the bus or off the bus. If you’re on the bus, and you get left behind, then you’ll find it again. If you’re off the bus in the first place — then it won’t make a damn. – Ken Kesey as quoted in The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, Thomas Wolfe Bourke Accounting… Read More

I didn’t sell out, Son, I bought in.  Keep that in mind – Dad, SLC Punk! Bourke Accounting bookkeepers and accountants like numbers.  Bourke Accounting professionals also like money.  It is because of these harmonious interests that our experts enjoy coming to work in the morning.  In addition, these mathematically minded individuals are never asked to… Read More