It’s not easy to forget to do your taxes when you work for tax preparers like the ones you’ll find at Bourke Accounting.  Between getting your W2 placed right in your hand, mailing out tax organizers and talking about nothing but taxes all day, you would have to deliberately will yourself to neglect your own… Read More

We love you. You’re very special. – A Soon-to-be-Indicted President to violent Capitol rioters When the sun rose on Thursday morning, it brought dread with it; like murder victims splayed on autopsy tables, fear and uncertainty have been exposed in the light of a new day.  Will today bring another bombing?  Will unhinged masses again… Read More

Although the holiday season is over, you may find that you’re still receiving gifts from friends and acquaintances.   It’s nice to be surprised on a dismal Tuesday, after the holiday hype, with a giftbag vomiting sparkly tissue paper.  In fact, here at Bourke Accounting, we just received a box of chocolate-covered Oreos from a vendor;… Read More

It’s a new year, a clean slate and there are nothing but possibilities on the horizon!  Over here at Bourke Accounting, we’re hard at work preparing for tax season and looking forward to the wild slide to April 15th.  Although we were very lucky to have weathered the lockdown, we know that not everyone out… Read More

Even before the pandemic, you wouldn’t have bumped into your friendly neighborhood Bourke Accounting expert in an underground dance club.  Some Bourke workers were simply never interested in the light shows, the thundering bass or the questionable party favors.  Other Bourke natives (like a certain gentleman accountant or a specific civilian writer) actually did spend… Read More

Next week is the start of the new year.  Besides unrepentantly neglected resolutions and hangovers, the new year is important for another reason.  The beginning of the new year also means new client tax organizers!  Bourke Accounting clients will be pleased to know that these organizational packets of bliss will be hitting their mailboxes soon! … Read More

Yet again, the holiday season is responsible for tension and social disagreement.  As a personal aside, I have never been so insulted in my life!  Yesterday, my co-workers decided that I am the official Bourke Accounting Scrooge in residence.  Usually, Bourke workers get along like a Christmas tree a-fire, but this unwarranted designation will not… Read More

When I started at Bourke Accounting, one of my Bourke bosses told me about an incident that had occurred early in his career at his first job.  It seems that a client said some pretty X-rated stuff to an administrative assistant.  My Bourke boss was having none of it and “fired” that client on the… Read More

Bourke Accounting does the holidays to the extreme for its employees.  However, Bourke management really outdid themselves for us this year and we’re starting to understand why.  At the beginning of our shared Covid odyssey, Bourke workers randomly spoke about holiday travel plans.  Some lamented that their homes would be transformed into hostels for out-of-town… Read More

You’re either on the bus or off the bus. If you’re on the bus, and you get left behind, then you’ll find it again. If you’re off the bus in the first place — then it won’t make a damn. – Ken Kesey as quoted in The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, Thomas Wolfe Bourke Accounting… Read More